Chapter 8: Chrysanthemums Bloom All Over the Mountain!
Chapter 8: Chrysanthemums Bloom All Over the Mountain!
As Zhou Wei continued her looting, the Third Prince's patience reached its limit.
He gritted his teeth and said, "How long are you going to keep dragging me down?!"
Zhou Wei chuckled, packed everything away, and then said seriously, "Don't rush, let's begin!"
She glanced around, her gaze settling on Hongxiu and Ziyu.
"You two, go and get some scraps of cloth."
Hongxiu and Ziyu glared at her angrily. Why were they assigned to such a trivial matter instead of letting other low-ranking palace maids do it?
Just as the two were about to argue, they heard the Third Prince's impatient voice.
"I told you to go get the things, what are you standing there for? Don't you want to live?"
The Third Prince was someone that Hongxiu and Ziyu would never dare to offend.
He could only bow his head and go get what Zhou Wei wanted.
After the items were retrieved, Zhou Wei instructed the two men: "Stuff these scraps of cloth into the gap between the Third Prince and the water vat. Remember, make sure it's sealed tightly."
The two were dumbfounded, not knowing what this had to do with saving someone.
But with Zhou Wei giving the order and the Third Prince watching over them, the two had no choice but to comply.
After finally stuffing the cloth scraps in, Zhou Wei checked them and nodded.
The Third Prince could no longer bear it. The sharp pain in his lumbar spine and the pressure on his buttocks made him feel an urge to defecate.
But as a member of the imperial family, he simply couldn't bring himself to say something like relieving himself in public.
"Stop playing tricks! Can you get me out of here, you bastard..."
boom!
Before the Third Prince could finish speaking, Zhou Wei jumped onto the vat and kicked him in the face.
He looked at Zhou Wei with disbelief.
That bitch... just now... did she slap herself with the back of her foot?
Isn't this the same move I used to slap Hu Youniang earlier?
He actually used it on himself!
"You...you...you fucking kicked me?" Jiang Yuelin stared wide-eyed at Zhou Wei.
The eldest princess was also startled. Wasn't the plan to save people?
Why are you smoking?
This is really... really awesome!
Seeing that Zhou Wei's kick had swollen up the Third Prince's face, Jiang Yueli wished she could do it herself!
"You wait, when I come out, I will tear you to pieces..."
boom!
Another hard outside-of-the-foot strike left Jiang Yuelin completely stunned.
Just as he was about to burst into a tirade, Zhou Wei began to warn him: "Third Prince, this is a necessary procedure. You must bear with it. There are still a dozen or twenty more blows to go!"
Without waiting for Jiang Yuelin's reaction, Zhou Wei swung her golden right foot, leaving afterimages.
Bang bang bang!
The continuous muffled thuds echoed, and the palace servants serving nearby looked at Zhou Wei with fear, no longer admiration!
That's incredible.
Look at the cigarettes the Third Prince was smoking; his eyes are already glazed over.
Her face was so swollen that she was almost unrecognizable!
How powerful must that kick have been?
How come you're not tired after swinging for so long?
The Third Prince's head is almost like a shuttlecock!
Everyone watched the show quietly, and no one went up to stop Zhou Wei.
Didn't you see that the eldest princess hasn't said anything?
Besides, as Zhou Wei just said, this is a necessary step to bring the Third Prince out.
If we rashly go up and interrupt, the Third Prince might not be able to get out in a while, and that would be disastrous.
Finally, Zhou Wei stopped.
It wasn't that her feet hurt, but that she was really tired!
Slapping someone with your foot is really abstract, but it's actually a very physical activity.
Although she has pain shielding, there is no interaction force when she fans across rivers and forests.
But it's really tiring!
I was already a little out of breath.
"Oh dear, I'm exhausted. It's really thankless to do chivalrous things! It's more tiring than playing a full 90 minutes." Zhou Wei said, panting with her back bent.
Over there, the Third Prince Jiang Yuelin was already on the verge of going berserk.
He looked red in the face and was puffing out his cheeks.
Zhou Wei immediately said, "Yes, yes, that's it! He was thinking about how to kill me later, and he was holding his breath."
The third prince's face was swollen like a pig's head, and his cheeks were like a toad's as he stared at her, at a loss for what to do.
Seeing this, the eldest princess could only ask Zhou Wei on his behalf, "Why did you make Yue Lin hold his breath?"
Zhou Wei laughed and jumped into the water vat.
"Because I don't want him to hold his breath, I'm afraid his anus will burst open."
What do you mean?
Just when everyone was wondering.
Zhou Wei shouted, "Third Prince, hold your breath, I'm coming!"
This powerful shout made Jiang Yuelin's heart pound.
This despicable person is simply too mad to be judged by common sense.
Jiang Yuelin had no idea what she was planning to do next.
The unknown is the most terrifying, so when Zhou Wei told him to hold his breath, Jiang Yuelin resolutely complied despite his reluctance!
At this moment, Zhou Wei took a dozen steps back and swooped down towards the water vat.
Its momentum was like a thousand troops marching down a mountain!
dong dong dong-
Hongxiu's heart trembled, and she couldn't help but grab Ziyu beside her.
"My goodness, what's that sound? Whose horse isn't properly tethered?"
Ziyu shook her head in horror and pointed to the ground.
"No...it's Zhou Wei! Look at those floor tiles."
Hongxiu looked in the direction of the sound and saw that the paving stone where Zhou Wei had stepped with her right foot had been completely shattered!
Looking up at Zhou Wei again, Hongxiu's eyes were filled with awe.
What kind of girl is this?
Zhou Wei's imposing presence as she descended the mountain was unstoppable, and Jiang Yuelin was so frightened that he held his breath tightly.
boom!
When Zhou Wei finally got close to the vat, everyone saw her suddenly raise her right foot and leap into the air.
His right foot slammed solidly into the bronze water vat, making the vat explode with a loud bang!
Then, everyone witnessed a scene they would never forget!
The Third Prince, who had just been stuck at the mouth of the water vat and unable to move, was launched high into the sky like a boulder launched from a catapult during a siege!
The large bronze water vat had completely collapsed.
"what!!!"
The moment the Third Prince was thrown into the air, he could no longer hold his breath and let out a deafening howl!
Seeing the Third Prince fly several stories high, the guards of the Princess's residence were all ready to catch him together.
But then Zhou Wei shouted, "Everyone back off!"
Instantly, the guards who had already moved stopped in their tracks.
As the Third Prince soared into the air, a carousel appeared before his eyes, as if everything in the world had slowed down.
He even had a moment to glance out of the princess's residence while in mid-air.
Not far away, a small vendor was chatting with his fellow vendors. He turned his head and their eyes met.
The vendor trembled with fear and cried out, "The...the...the Third Prince!"
The person who was talking to him turned around at the sound of the voice, only to find that the Third Prince had already landed.
The man said unhappily, "Liu Laosan, are you having a fit of hysteria? Where did this 'Third Prince' come from?"
Liu Laosan's face twitched: "It really is the Third Prince! I just saw him! He was dressed in the most luxurious clothes. He just flew up from the Princess's residence and was almost half the height of the Thousand Buddha Pagoda outside the city!"
"Pah! You're talking nonsense! The Third Prince isn't a ball; he can't fly that high!"
Seeing that no one believed him, Liu Laosan became anxious, stopped selling his goods, and quickly packed up.
"Anyway, the Third Prince rose from the Princess's residence. You don't believe me, but I'm going to find out for sure."
After Liu Laosan finished speaking, he ignored everyone's advice and, carrying his load, headed towards the princess's residence.
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