novelkee Chapter 493 'The Mummy' Crazy Li [2 in 1 Chapter]
Chapter 493 'The Mummy' Crazy Li [2 in 1 Chapter]
Chapter 493 'The Mummy' Crazy Li [Two Chapters in One]
With the attention of countless Newcastle and Madman Lee fans all over the world, amidst countless Atletico Madrid fans cursing day and night, and the secret joy of the four head coaches who will be confronting Newcastle in the Premier League next, Newcastle officially announced the injury of Madman Lee——
"... We regret to inform all friends who care and pay attention to Li that Li was bitten by his pet dog and is receiving further treatment in the hospital. The specific injury is not yet confirmed. As for whether he will miss the next game against Atletico Madrid, please keep an eye on the club's official website. We will announce to all fans as soon as it is confirmed!"
The announcement on the official website of the Newcastle Club immediately caused countless people to spit and fall in front of the computer screen with a bang. Is this a fucking announcement?
There was a lot of chirping, whining, rambling, chattering, and a lot of questions that didn't explain anything at all. Is Crazy Li fucking dead or alive, and will it affect the next game... These issues that everyone is most concerned about, the announcement did not disclose any information!
People were wondering, if it wasn't for Crazy Li lying half-dead in the hospital, almost everyone thought that this notice was written by Crazy Li himself.
Keep your eyes on Newcastle Central Hospital!
Countless Newcastle fans appeared at the entrance of the hospital in black and white sword-striped shirts, holding slogans of prayer and support to cheer for their idols. Countless journalists, carrying cameras and microphones, surrounded the entrances, exits, front, back, left, and right of the hospital. They were afraid that the cunning Li, who was as smeared with Vaseline, would sneak away in some way while they were not paying attention...
It is said that some newspapers and magazines have already offered a sky-high price, offering a reward for a photo of the lunatic Li lying on the hospital bed. It doesn't even need to be professionally photographed, it can be blurry...
This caused more and more people to gather in the central hospital. Even the cleaners in the hospital switched their mobile phones to shooting mode, ready to be the lucky one who got a sky-high reward for taking photos of the lunatic Li Embarrassment...
At 2 p.m., the much-anticipated moment finally appeared——
Accompanied by hospital nurses and Newcastle officials, a 'mummy' appeared at the entrance of the hospital, and waved to the fans and media. The crowd was silent for a moment, and suddenly, like a huge vortex in a calm sea, they began to go crazy...
"It's Crazy Li!!" Someone shouted.
"How did he get entangled like this? Didn't he just get bitten on his arm?" Someone asked.
"Could it be that he contracted rabies after being bitten by a dog?" Someone speculated.
"Idiot, why does rabies wrap itself into a mummy, just find a tape to wrap around the mouth..." Someone uttered contempt.
The crazy crowd wanted to crowd up, but with the help of the hospital staff and the official Newcastle security guards, Crazy Li, who was wrapped in white bandages with only his eyes, mouth and nose left, got into the commercial vehicle tremblingly, then refused to be interviewed by the reporters, and walked away...
Some reporters recorded this scene with a camera on their shoulders, and some broadcasted it live directly at the entrance of the hospital. After the commercial vehicle finally disappeared from people's sight, all of a sudden, everyone covered their mobile phones and cameras and scattered. They all took pictures of the madman Li wrapped like a white rice dumpling just now, and they all wanted to get ahead of others and go to the magazine media that issued the reward to collect the reward...
In less than 30 seconds, the entrance of the originally impenetrable downtown hospital became deserted, leaving only a lot of slogans, flags and other sundries that were thrown on the ground and covered with footprints. Even the hospital cleaners did not know where they went...
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"Could it be that Crazy Li is really about to die from serious injuries?"
The old Mexican coach Aguirre looked at the photo on the front page of the "Marca" that the madman Li was wrapped up like a mummy when he was discharged from the hospital, and he couldn't help but have a burst of doubts in his heart.
Everything that is happening in Newcastle, England, looks like a farce no matter how you look at it. It simply does not follow the rules. Aguirre even feels like he is watching a fake drama with flaws everywhere. However, the strong mystery in the heart of the Mexican uncle is getting stronger and stronger...
His intuition told Aguirre that Crazy Li must be playing some tricks again, but he couldn't see the other party's purpose clearly...
There are still 3 days to go, and the second round of the UEFA Cup semi-final is about to start. Although the team gained the advantage of 3 away goals in the first round, in Aguirre's view, Atletico Madrid's final promotion quota is not as bright as many Spanish media said. If you want to defeat an opponent like Madman Li, even if you win an away game in Eastern Europe, it is not safe, let alone just three away goals...
"... must find a tactical strategy that can guarantee the team's victory at the Calderon Stadium as soon as possible!"
Aguirre threw away the newspaper in his hand, rubbed his temples and fell into thought.
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"What, damn it, my photos are so valuable?"
In the business car, Li Tongfan removed the bandage wrapped around his body with three hands and two feet, with a regretful expression on his face: "Alan, why didn't you say it earlier, if this is the case, I can take a photo of myself, maybe I can make some money..."
The people in the car looked at Li Tongfan with extremely contemptuous expressions, and the assistant coach Alan Shearer had black lines all over his face: "The whole world knows that a picture of your injury is worth 10000 pounds, but you are busy pretending to be dead and don't know..."
Hearing the words, the mensao man sighed with infinite regret: What a pity, 10000 pounds!
The people in the car couldn't bear it. The guy who called himself a coach of 10000 million pounds sighed for a mere [-] pounds, foamed at the mouth and passed out. In the end, even the driver couldn't stand it anymore, and his hand holding the steering wheel couldn't help shaking a few times. On the swaying route of the business car, a group of people came back to life tremblingly...
"By the way, how is [Bear] doing now?"
Li Tongfan suddenly remembered the black Scottish Shepherd [Bear] that bit him.
This big dog was a gift from Wang Qinghe to himself. Although it looks a little ugly and looks a little fierce, its temperament is actually quite docile, and it has been very smart in the past period of time. It doesn't look like the kind of mad dog that bites anyone. Li Tongfan has not figured it out until now.
"[Bear] was sent to a pet hospital for examination. The good news is that he didn't write about rabies vaccine, so you don't have to worry about getting rabies..."
When Hiller said this, he deliberately looked at Li Tongfan's bitten right arm, only to see that Lao Li's heart was trembling, and then he continued: "The bad news is that [the bear] will continue to be observed and diagnosed for a period of time. If it is judged that it really has latent violent tendencies, then we can only deal with this large and ferocious dog, and we can only be wiped out!"
Old Li Moran.
Although it was only a short period of ten days, Mensao Nan already had feelings for [Gou Xiong]. To be honest, Lao Li really didn't want [Gou Xiong] to just disappear from his life.
Alan Shearer continued with a smile and said: "However, according to the news from the police, this incident may not be as bad as we imagined. [Bear]'s bite has yielded unexpected gains..."
Li Tongfan's eyes lit up: "What windfall? Tell me!"
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In the next day, major European newspapers and magazines published photos of Madman Li wrapped in white bandages like a mummy walking out of a pyramid. Since Newcastle's official website and the hospital have not made any specific explanations about Madman Li's listing, people's speculation about Madman Li's injuries has never stopped——
"The Sun": "Crazy Li was bitten by a [bear] carrying a rabies vaccine, and has the possibility of contracting rabies. A generation of legendary coaches may retire..."
"Observer": "Just scratched the skin of the arm, and the injury of Madman Lee is not as serious as people imagined. Two days later, at the Calderon Stadium, Madman Lee will undoubtedly appear on the commanding seat..."
"The Times": "Vicious dog bites owner, Mad Lee is the world's most unlucky pet owner...
"Daily Express": "Sacrificing oneself to save others, the spirit of Madman Lee is touching..."
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Just like that, amidst the storm of public opinion flying all over the sky, Newcastle and his team embarked on a journey to Spain to challenge Atletico Madrid away!
According to Newcastle's official statement, Li, who has just been discharged from the hospital, will not immediately go to Atletico Madrid with the first team, but after receiving follow-up treatment, if he can get a word of permission, he can go to the Calderon Stadium for game command...
This news poured cold water on the hearts of countless fans who were looking forward to the Magpies' victory over Newcastle in an away game, and the odds of major European sports betting companies also quickly adjusted accordingly, and Newcastle's position plummeted...
However, some people seem to be not optimistic——
"...Regardless of whether Crazy Li can come here in the end, we must prepare for the battle with all our strength, and we must not relax in the slightest...You guys, just treat the incident of Crazy Li being bitten by a dog as just a smoke bomb, and treat this game with [-] times the spirit!"
Mexican coach Aguirre gave the death order during the training of Atletico Madrid's first team, because he had a clear feeling: Crazy Li will definitely appear on the opponent's command seat, definitely! !
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Wang Qinghe followed the instructions carefully and changed the medicine for Li Tongfan's arm.
"It hurts, it hurts..."
The mensao man had an obscene look on his face, grinning his teeth pretendingly, while enjoying the beauty's attention, he was boringly pressing the TV remote control.
In fact, Lao Li’s injury was not serious. Facts have proved that [Gou Xiong] has always been a very spiritual shepherd dog. At the critical moment at that time, [Gou Xiong] recognized that the arm that was stuffed into his mouth was his owner’s arm. At the critical moment, he was merciful, but he made four small holes under the influence of inertia...
Otherwise, if [Bear] really bites it down mercilessly, with Lao Li's arm, you have to say BYEBYE to him!
That bald man in England is a good example. After Lao Li was bitten and frightened to death, that bald man in England wanted to run away when he saw that the situation was not going well. Who knows, he still couldn't escape the vicious kiss of [Bear], a muscle on his calf was torn, and he fell to the side...
And the reason why Mensao Nan is pretending to be dying is to see the care and love in Wang Qinghe's clear eyes that are almost overflowing!
That kind of expression touched the softest part of Li Tongfan's heart, making Lao Li feel that all the sufferings he had suffered for the woman in front of him in the past 8 years were worth it, and it also made Lao Li feel that even if he couldn't find the Hummer GO-BOOK notebook after three days, and he was really wiped out by the sinister FM2009 system, even so, his life would be happy and perfect!
After changing the medicine, Wang Qinghe sat on the sofa, leaning softly on Li Tongfan's body, without speaking, the whole room was filled with a smell called happiness...
Li Tongfan put his arms around Wang Qinghe's soft and slender waist with the arm that had just been changed from the medicine, and held the counting remote control in the other hand, randomly switching the TV screen. The two were surprised to find that [-] to [-]% of the programs on TV were related to the incident of Madman Li being bitten by a dog...
When switching to the Newcastle City Entertainment Channel, a blond, blue-eyed and choppy beauty appeared on the screen——
"...We did a very interesting survey. The most concerned task in England recently is not Prime Minister Blair, who is about to end his term, nor is it the global financial crisis that is breaking out, but the story of a Chinese and his dog...However, to our surprise, among all the answers given by the 10000 England fans who participated in this survey, what they most want to see again is the black Scottish shepherd dog called HERO. The popularity rate of this famous dog is as high as 67%, followed by Madman Li , his approval rate is almost half less than that of HERO!"
"Shet!!!"
Li Tongfan's nose was twisted by such a conclusion, and he didn't expect to be robbed of his limelight by [Bear]. In the hearts of the fans, is he not as good as a dog?
Mensao changed the channel with a dark face.
While Wang Qinghe was laughing, the flower branches trembled wildly, and two dimples and sharp canine teeth were exposed. Li Tongfan took advantage of the girl's smile and couldn't put it on, so she leaned over and kissed it "hardly"...
At this beautiful moment of spring...
"...Why do I have to pay the phone bill when I'm so handsome, and why do you want to call me when you're so ugly?"
A milky childish voice sounded.
It was Li Tongfan's phone that rang without any discernment. Old Li answered the phone angrily, said a few words, his face became serious, put on his coat, and said, "Officer Johnny has something to do with me, I'll go out..."
Wang Qinghe jumped up: "I will go too, wait for me!"
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Spain.
Region of Madrid.
Calderon Stadium.
The weather is getting a little warmer in May.Today is another rare good weather in the past ten days. There is no wind in the air. The Calderon Stadium is illuminated by the sun for almost a whole day. It is like a sunken solar panel, which absorbs a huge amount of heat, making the whole fans, like a crater waiting to erupt, overflowing with enthusiasm...
After the re-expansion, the stands of the Calderon Stadium, which can accommodate 63241 people, were already full one hour before the start of the game. More than 1 Atletico Madrid fans, more than 50000 Newcastle fans, and more than 10000 neutral fans. The camps clearly occupied the large stands of the stadium, holding slogans and singing songs, supporting the teams and players they support...
When the game was about to start, Newcastle officials still did not give a clear answer on whether Crazy Li would appear in the game. Therefore, the fans in the stands did not know whether the black magical figure would appear in their sight on time...
However, the slogans and banners, which are as brilliant as the azaleas blooming all over the mountains and plains, illustrate the expectations of the Magpie fans for the head coach!
It is worth mentioning that not all Newcastle fans raised the banner to support Madman Lee. In the Madrid region, there is another team that has never given up on the nostalgia and gratitude for Madman Lee. It is world-renowned and has witnessed the growth of Madman Lee from an unknown person to a famous and discolored super coach in the world. Its name is Real Madrid!
Everyone says that Galaxy Battleship is a team that is good at forgetting. In the star-studded Bernabeu, all the performances are always newcomers laughing, forgetting, and old people crying. Even if you are a superstar like Zidane or Ronaldo, after saying goodbye to Real Madrid, you will be quickly forgotten here...
However, the fans of the Galacticos, for such a head coach who has only coached at the Bernabeu for a short period of one year, have never forgotten that the Madrid fans who came to flowers in front of the bronze statue in downtown Madrid have never disappeared...
Do Real Madrid fans miss Crazy Li, even to the point of infatuation? Marca once conducted a fan survey, and the result was that as long as Crazy Li is willing to return to Real Madrid, the fans support the club to immediately fire the current head coach Schuster...
Therefore, today, in addition to the fans of the two sides who came to the Calderon Stadium, there were also many Real Madrid fans. They held a huge slogan "We will always support you" spread out in the stands to cheer for the legendary heroes of the past!
Soon, the sun's rays finally gradually disappeared on the green lawn of the stadium. Amidst the huge cheers, the on-duty referee Chris Pat from Germany led the assistant coach to take the lead and walked out of the player tunnel!
Behind the referees, the captains of the two teams walked out with pink and cute ball boys, leading their teammates...
As every Atletico Madrid player came out of the tunnel, the cheers from the fans of the home team instantly blocked everything. The Newcastle people were not in the mood to compete with their opponents. Their hearts were beating violently, and their realization was staring at the exit of the narrow player tunnel every second...
Like a century, but also like a moment!
Newcastle fans and Real Madrid fans are waiting for a miracle to happen!
Finally, when all the players came out, and when Atletico Madrid's head coach Javier Aguirre also came out, everyone's heartbeat reached the most intense level in an instant. Will they come?Will he come?
one second...
two seconds...
ten seconds...
After 15 seconds, the staff was already preparing to push the retractable door back, and the people who were full of expectations were about to sigh in disappointment, at this moment...
An arm wrapped in a white bandage stretched out from the player's tunnel, and then, that familiar figure that was unforgettable to countless people walked out of the tunnel with arrogant steps...
Everyone laughed!
This is the way they are familiar with Crazy Lee!
he came! !
An unstoppable cheer erupted in the Calderon stadium in an instant. The volume made by more than 13000 people easily suppressed opponents whose number was five times that of them. The sound wave was like something tangible, soaring high into the sky...
The hearts of Atletico Madrid players shrank severely!
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"force--"
Referee Chris Pat blew the whistle to start the game!
The visiting team Newcastle, wearing a purple uniform, took the lead. Ronaldo knocked the football to Shevchenko beside him, and the [nuclear warhead] continued to pass the ball...
Newcastle did not show the previous aggressive offensive posture. The football was passed to the goalkeeper [Spiderman] Hugo Lloris after more than ten seconds. The other players were trying to move...
Atletico Madrid players, all rushed up!
Lloris let the ball stay at his feet for a short time before passing it short to left-back Gareth Bale and Newcastle slowly began to stop the attack...
This scene was clearly seen by the Mexican coach Aguirre standing on the sidelines.
"...Don't worry about attacking? Could it be that you want to adopt a more secure tactic because you are on the road? If so..."
Thinking of this, Aguirre made a tactical gesture on the sidelines.
He asked Atletico Madrid's players not to put too much pressure on the offense, but to stabilize first and see Newcastle's tactical intentions.Aguirre always felt that Newcastle's performance was digging an insidious trap!
The only thing that reassured him was that Madman Li really appeared in front of the command line as he expected. Aguirre was glad that he was not confused by Madman Li's words of no return!
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On the field.
Football soon came to the feet of [Angel Wings] Juan Mata, the Spanish midfielder who finally started after nearly a month, showing good form——
He used his skilled personal skills on the wing, passed under his feet like a butterfly-like feint to sway the route, and succeeded in overcoming the Atletico Madrid full-back!
It's a pity that Mata's final cross should be slightly lacking in height, and was pushed out of the baseline by the sheet's central defender Heitinga...
corner kick!
At this time, Crazy Li, who had been sitting on the commanding seat with his right arm wrapped in a white bandage, finally stood up. He slowly came to the sidelines and watched the disciples start to take positions in the penalty area, with a proud smile on the corner of his mouth!
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I still want to thank my brothers and sisters for their unwavering support during this difficult month!
Knife sincerely thank you!
Thank you! !
(End of this chapter)