novelkee Chapter 709 The Second Underwear Judgement, Rewards and Punishments
Chapter 709 The Second Underwear Judgement, Rewards and Punishments
Chapter 709 The Second Underwear Judgement, Rewards and Punishments
Hearing him say this, the girls were slightly surprised.
"what?"
"The eyes are shining."
"Xiao Lin is always interested in this kind of thing. It's really a headache."
"He is really becoming more and more realistic."
"This is what they call "the closer you are to the red, the redder you are."
They kept denouncing Xiao Lin.
But Xiao Lin pretended not to hear this and shouted loudly: "Okay! Let me prove the facts! The underwear trial begins!"
"Wow...it starts again. So annoying."
Aqua pouted in disgust.
But even though this guy said this, he still sat lazily on the sofa and didn't look like he was taking the opportunity to escape. No, this guy actually wanted to watch the show rather than run away.
Really.
Kobayashi did not condemn her idea. Instead, he said that the more people there were to have fun, the better. He opened his arms and shouted.
"Come on, the trial begins!"
But except for Aqua herself, everyone else seemed quite uninterested. They sighed and didn't express their opinions at all.
"Huh? You guys don't seem to be interested at all."
"Speaking of this kind of thing, how can you motivate us to do it?"
Huihui rolled her eyes.
Darkness said helplessly: “After all, Huihui suffered such a tragic experience last time. If this time is the same as last time…”
"Stop talking like this! It's like it was all my fault!"
Xiao Lin stamped his feet in dissatisfaction.
“You did it, actually.” Hui Hui snorted and said, “What’s most annoying is that Xiao Lin is always bold and careful in strange places, and his mind works very quickly. Plus, the difference in luck is too big. When I think about all these abilities now being used on the underwear, I feel a little uncomfortable.”
She covered her chest in grief.
It seemed as if she was heartbroken that Kobayashi used his talent in such a despicable place.
Xiaolin twitched the corner of his mouth.
"I said, are you praising me? Are you praising me?"
"How should I put it..."
Wiz also smiled awkwardly.
"Okay! Then I'll take it as a compliment!" Xiao Lin clapped his hands and shouted, "Well, I, Formosa Lam, will also show off my skills today!"
“He’s so positive.”
Youyou said that she found it a little unacceptable.
Aqua slammed the table, stood up and said, "Wait a minute! Xiaolin, I have a suggestion. This kind of refereeing doesn't seem to pose any risk to you, right? Isn't it too unfair?"
“Ah, that’s true.” Darkness nodded and said, “Even if the reasoning is wrong, there is no punishment. It’s very unfair.”
"Right, right?"
"That's true."
"Well, Xiaolin should also bear the corresponding risks."
Darkness made such an excessive request.
Xiao Lin curled his lips.
"Eh? Why?"
"Xiao Lin used the gentleman's spirit as an excuse, which is not enough to make a living, but in reality, he was just trying to satisfy his own boring self-esteem and let us suffer humiliation for no reason. Maybe Xiao Lin could get satisfaction by finding the owner of the underwear, but all he left us with was unpleasant memories."
Huihui said this with her eyes wide open.
The others also nodded, as if they agreed with what she said.
Xiao Lin crossed his arms and said, "But, returning the underwear is necessary, otherwise you will be cold all the time. If you feel cold down there, why not just never wear underwear for the rest of your life? I don't mind."
"Uh……"
Huihui was defeated on the spot. She had experienced that feeling before, and if she really had to go without wearing underwear for the rest of her life, she would rather be publicly executed.
But in fact, she overlooked one problem.
Chris stood up and said, "This is not an exploit that must be returned in front of everyone."
“That’s right! I almost got fooled by you, Xiaolin.” Huihui rolled her eyes and said, “I’ve said it before, as long as we put it somewhere quietly, we can solve it peacefully. Xiaolin, you are forcing us to be humiliated in order to satisfy your self-esteem that even pigs despise!”
She criticized Xiaolin loudly and her words were not polite at all.
Darkness and Wiz also found it strange.
“I always feel that what Huihui said today was very vicious.”
"It must have been very unfair to return the underwear in front of so many people."
"Well, that's probably right."
If they put themselves in their shoes, they would definitely be extremely ashamed and angry if their underwear were returned to them in public.
And now, Huihui was extremely excited.
"In this case, you should also bear the corresponding risks! If you guess wrong, you will have to let us control you!"
"Ah, I see. It's a punishment, after all. I agree. It must be fun!"
Aqua, that idiot, seemed to have just figured it out, and as soon as she opened her mouth, she made the problem even more serious.
"No, wait a moment."
Xiao Lin stretched out his hand and said, "I don't like the idea of punishment."
“Hehehe, just as I expected.” Huihui smiled complacently. She raised her head proudly and said as if she saw through Xiaolin: “I knew you were this kind of person!”
"I see. So you took advantage of Kobayashi's lack of confidence?"
Darkness nodded in understanding.
This kind of thing is a two-way thing. For example, if you accuse someone in court and the other person is innocent, then you may be listed as a suspect, so this trick of avoiding the consequences is very useful.
Megumin nodded.
"Yeah, Xiaolin is timid after all. I knew that if I asked him to take risks, he would immediately hesitate."
She seemed to have Xiaolin in her grasp.
"Tsk." Xiao Lin was unwilling to accept it and said loudly: "Don't underestimate my gentlemanly spirit. This little risk is not worth mentioning at all! Okay! I understand. If I am wrong, I will give you my underwear and you can do whatever you want with it!"
"I don't want your underwear! How narcissistic are you!"
Megumin shouted loudly.
Not only her, but Darkness, Aqua and the others also had slightly disgusted expressions.
Xiaolin couldn't understand her at all.
"Didn't you say we should be equal? I even took out my underwear as a bet. Forget it, since you don't want it, then what do you say we should do?"
"Didn't I tell you that we would let you do whatever we want?"
“…Tsk, I understand.”
Kobayashi was provoked and got a little too excited. He agreed to Huihui's request in a fit of anger.
Aqua clapped her hands as well.
"Well, let's just leave it at that. You can't regret it later."
The others nodded as well.
Hehehe——
Do you think you can beat them? Just obey them for now. You have your ideas, and I have my own plans. Besides, how could something like this go wrong? Don’t they know how powerful they are!?
The corners of his mouth widened to reveal a smile that showed his plan was going through.
Hui Hui shuddered and said with disgust, "Why do I feel like Xiao Lin has an evil smile on his face? Could he have some bad idea?"
"Hehehe——Youyou, do you know what the antonym of punishment is?"
"Hey, what is that..."
The well-behaved girl, who was suddenly asked, didn't know how to answer, but Zun Zun raised his head and shouted loudly.
"That's the reward."
"Xiao Lin, are you saying..."
"It's just as you think! There should be rewards for punishment! Right? Otherwise it would be unfair, right? You must think so too! So, if my reasoning is correct, then I should be rewarded!"
Xiaolin laughed wildly.
Wiz couldn't help but exclaim, "Hey, this kind of thing..."
"Ah?" Xiao Lin widened one eye, made an evil villain gesture, and shouted: "I took the risk on my side. If you don't take the same risk, then it would be an unequal treaty, right? High risk, high reward! This is the iron rule of this world!"
"Damn it, there's absolutely no way to refute that."
Huihui bit her lip unwillingly.
Darkness also nodded and admitted, "But what Xiaolin said does make sense."
"Although I'm reluctant, it's true." Chris had no choice but to admit it.
Ha ha ha.
It seems that they also think this is fair.
That’s no problem!
Xiao Lin took over the role. He looked down at the little Loli and said proudly, "Come on, tell me what you are going to do. Since you have decided to punish me, you should agree to my request. You don't want to take the risk, do you?"
"Um, guwuwu...I..."
Huihui bit her lip unwillingly.
Just when the little girl was hesitant and at a loss, Aqua jumped out and said stupidly: "However, wouldn't it be better if there is no punishment? After all, it's quite troublesome to think about the content."
“You, once you’ve said something, you can’t take it back! It was you who insisted on the punishment just now! It’s because of the worship of someone like you that the Axis Cult is said to be a fraud group that uses sweet words to deceive people!” Kobayashi insulted the stupid goddess without any mercy.
"嘤嘤嘤~~~"
Aqua's eyes were filled with tears after being scolded.
As if he wanted to vent all the resentment he had accumulated during this period, Xiao Lin took advantage of the victory and scolded, "What are you doing? Do you want to cry? Can crying solve the problem? You stupid goddess, you cry all the time, and you always think that crying can solve the problem! It is you who can solve the problem by crying, but I am the one who can solve the problem!"
"Woooooo~~~"
Aqua burst into tears.
Huihui couldn’t bear to watch it anymore, so she stopped him and said, “Xiaolin, please don’t speak such a harsh truth.”
"You admitted it, and said it was the truth."
Xiaolin rolled his eyes.
Darkness also advised: “After all, what else can a girl do except cry after hearing what you said?”
Why do you talk like you're wrong?
Obviously he paid a lot.
But no matter whether it was the believers or others, they were all destroyed by the stupid goddess in the end. After all, the main reason why the Axis Church has such a bad reputation is because of the stupid goddess. He is not wrong!
"Woooooooo..."
Aqua wiped away her tears and said loudly: "Okay, I will accept your challenge! I want to let you know how unforgivable it is to fool my lovely believers!"
Did she forget?
Is Xiaolin also a follower of the Axis Church?
But, that's just right.
"Okay, the negotiation is established."
Kobayashi raised an evil smile.
Seeing this, Huihui couldn't help but sigh, "Ah, Aqua has completely fallen for Krillin's trick."
That's right.
All of this was planned. After all, he had already guessed whose underwear it belonged to. How could he lose in such a situation?
Besides, these guys were the ones who were looking for trouble from the very beginning. In that case, how could I not accept their kindness?
I'll take the reward!
Okay, let’s sort out the information first.
First of all, the color of this pair of underwear is white, this is certain, after all, this pair of underwear is now placed on the coffee table.
anyway……
I feel like I've seen this pair of underwear somewhere before.
So, when the maid cafe was getting ready, someone blushed... That's right, it was Chris! He was blushing and his heart was beating fast, and he was so nervous!
It's possible that she was embarrassed by the maid costume, but even so, her reaction was too strong!
Besides, Xiaolin has been thinking about this just now.
It seems like I've seen this pair of underwear somewhere before.
……ah!
By the way, I remembered it!
Isn’t this pair of underwear the one that Sato Kazuma stole from Chris using his stealing skills?
Yes, these are the underwear that Chris stole the first time he used it to teach Sato Kazuma the skill of stealing!
Wait.
However, isn't it a bit too hasty to conclude that it is Chris based on these alone? After all, this kind of underwear can be sold everywhere. Is there any other evidence that can prove it is Chris?
Ah, speaking of which, Chris seems to be doing something suspicious!
She cares a lot about skirts.
At first, Kobayashi thought that Chris was concerned because he had never worn a maid costume before, but if he still hadn't gotten used to it after wearing it for a week, that would be very suspicious.
Besides, with Chris's carefree personality, how could he care so much about the skirt?
And she was also worried about the wind.
But, that's strange, isn't it? At that time, were the winds really that strong enough to worry about?
Yes, it is really weird!
Xiao Lin raised the corners of his mouth, slowly opened his eyes, and said, "Okay, the reasoning is complete, I know who the owner of the underwear is."
"Wait, wait a minute!"
Chris was a little panicked and asked, "Is it true? Do you really know who it belongs to? If you make a mistake, you will be punished! You should be very clear about this, right?"
"Hehe, what's wrong with you, Chris? You look so restless."
"Eh?"
"If I guess wrong, I will be punished, but relatively speaking, Chris, you guys are the ones who benefit, right?"
"I was worried about you, idiot!"
Chris yelled at him.
The more Xiao Lin looked at her, the more he felt that she was just being perfunctory, or was trying to confuse Xiao Lin's judgment. He smiled and said, "It's okay, don't worry. I know everything. The owner of the underwear is you, right?"
(End of this chapter)